I posted this a while back on "the history lesson" section. But I've had a few people unable to find it - so I'm posting it here too. This is a short scene between my two characters Anna and Jenny. EnjoY!
This scene takes place after Anna has been zombified but before any meeting with Mr. Scrumptious. It is a stand alone (it doesn't appear in Supernaturally Yours) but showcases the relationship between Anna (my heroine) and her long time BFF, Jenny. So with that preface in mind lets delve into a girls night out....
"Oh my god Jenny, I cannot believe I let you talk me into this." Annas voice was raised over the thumping music.
"Pulease!" Jenny tossed her black hair over her shoulder and grinned. "You were looking for something to do tonight."
"Something. As in go out for coffee. Not this!"
"Just admit it, my favourite zombie, you love it!" Jenny squealed and turned towards the stage as the music swelled, announcing the next act was about to begin.
"Ladies, next up for your pleasure," a voice sounded over the loud speakers, "a return engagement with the Latin Lady Lover, Luciano!"
The women surrounding the stage surged and screeched with bliss.
Just before the lights dimmed Jenny waved at the place cards in front of both girls with a wicked gleam in her eyes.
Luciano dance onto the stage, his hips snapping back and forth. His smile was predatory as he twirled the little mustache on his upper lip. He mouthed the words to the song and the women in the bar went crazy. His waist length hair was unbound and by the end of his act he had turned around and was shaking a well waxed ass towards the crowd as his hair haloed about him.
Anna laughed along with Jenny and they both held up their large cards.
Annas read "7.5" and Jennys "5.0"
The music died off and Luciano was now available for private dances.
A tie dyed thong clad waiter brought them their latest round of drinks, a concoction aptly named "A full monty" for Jenny and a schmirnoff ice for Anna.
"7.5 really?" Jenny drawled.
"I was trying to be nice." Anna sipped on her drink.
"5.0 WAS being nice. Did you not see that huge pimple on his ass? And how small his -"
"Jenny!" Anna interrupted.
"I was gonna say, eyes were. How small his eyes were. You, Anna have a dirty mind."
Anna nodded in total agreement and they broke into laughter.
"Why aren't you drinking something fun, like a buttery nipple?" Jenny questioned when the giggles had finally dried up.
"I would think that's obvious." Anna smirked. "You won't catch me drinking anything in this place that doesn't come from a bottle." She waved a hand, indicating the dank dirty interior of "Hussies Strip Club" then she added. "You never know what you might catch."
"Anna, you're already a zombie. You can't 'catch' anything, hell you can't die!" Jenny giggled drunkenly into her drink.
"Hey just because one of us is being responsible doesn't mean you have to get huffy." Anna fluffed her insanely red hair out behind her, in the process she inadvertently slapped a passing drunk girl.
"I'm so sorry!" She turned towards the girl in apology.
The girl had a penis adorned necklace on and continued stumbling by without noticing the backhand. With relief Anna turned back to Jenny.
"I do not get huffy." Jenny stated emphatically.
"Um, that tone alone was huffy." Anna laughed just as the stage lights dimmed once more.
Jenny reached over and pinched Annas thigh in silent retaliation.
"Ow!" Anna yelped then leaned over and mock whispered in Jennys ear. "Just cuz I'm a zombie doesn't mean that didn't hurt! If you weren't my bestie I'd lay a beat down on you!"
Jenny rolled her blue eyes in disbelief then turned her attention back to the stage.
"Tonight we have a god among men here from down under." The disembodied voice announced. "The one, the only, The Long Dong Ranger!"
A man dressed in a khaki outfit sauntered onto the stage. In his left hand he carried a bullwhip, which he snapped loudly on the hard wood of the stage. His face was hidden in shadows below his Tillie hat. Slowly while his hips rocked back and forth to the beat of the music, he unbuttoned his shirt and slid it down his arms. The green shirt his the floor and Mr. Musclebound outbacker coiled the whip around his torso. The leather slicked against his greased up, hairless and oh-so-well-defined pectoral muscles. Like a snake finding its way home the whip slithered and slid its way around the pure perfection of the Long Dong Ranger.
The audience held its breath as Ranger grabbed at the waist band of his trousers. With a negligent flick of his wrist the outbacker yanked the tearaway pants off.
He stood there, all muscled and defined man, in his leopard skin thong, allowing the women to worship him with their screams. The audience lined up on the stage, waiting for their chance to tuck bills into his almost non-existent outfit.
As each woman approached, he thrust and spun and waggled his ass at them all perfectly in time with the music. Giving them exactly what they wanted, a show.
Jenny and Anna held up their matching scorecards. "9.0" They cheered their approval along with the entire audience.
A tap on Annas shoulder caught her off guard. She turned suddenly, and spilt her drink on the extra large body builder wearing a 'bouncer' shirt.
"I'm sorry!" She exclaimed, trying not to look at the offending spill, which happened to fall so it now looked like the bouncer had wet himself.
He took a long breath and then said. "Ladies. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. We don't allow Olympic type scoring."
"Hey!" Jenny yelled. "We're paying customers! You can't make us leave!"
"You may be paying customers, but you have had several complaints against you and you have made our artists feel uncomfortable."
"Artists?" Jenny stood in her five inch heels with her hands on her hips. "Artists, come on now, that's a pretty big stretch."
The bouncers lips thinned as he grabbed each womans arm and led them out of the bar.
The door slammed resolutely behind them.
"So," Anna laughed, "that was fun."
They walked laughing towards the nearest cab and Jenny smirked. "It was the first time for me."
"What you, a stripper virgin?" Anna feigned surprise to which Jenny snorted a negative. "Okay, I know you've been thrown out of bars before, so what cherry got popped for you tonight?"
Jenny grinned. "First time being kicked out of perverts row."
The cab pulled up to them and both girls, laughing piled into the back.